dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

(via thisisnotwhatitisonly-baby-scars)

misterandry:

i think honestly what amazes me most about all the thin women whining about nicki minaj is that she didn’t even really insult you????? she didn’t call you unattractive or unworthy or ugly she just said “fuck you, i want some fat women out here”

like how whiny and self obsessed are u

(via mcdolans)

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

(Source: sandandglass, via welcome-to-the-booty)

Turns out, Wellington was on the second floor of my school this whole time. Who knew?
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Turns out, Wellington was on the second floor of my school this whole time. Who knew?


badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

(Source: jabura, via timidzombie)


m3lzar:

Contains spoilers from from the latest episode of The Walking Dead Game.

I can officially let this die now, and attempt to move on as a broken person after that episode.
Hate, rain on me.