Time to drink all my problems away.
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*
What does kindness get you? This.
It’s TOO GOOD AND MY EYELIDS ARE WATERFALLS
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life