Time to drink all my problems away.

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via carrotonesie)

mikulios:

*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*

(via i-am-watson-locked)


beforeyougetuskilled:

tylersthings:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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It’s TOO GOOD AND MY EYELIDS ARE WATERFALLS

OH GOD

(via shooting---stars)

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via carrotonesie)

iwillbe-0verjoyed:

If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

(via shooting---stars)

sexualfavours:

me fail english? thats unpossible

(Source: colress, via thatdangerous)