graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

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raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

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awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

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When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN

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urtube:

I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(

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abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

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